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Snore Rescue

A small kit, and the guide that sorts you. Sold only to people whose self-check came back clear.

Why there is no seven-item kit

Start here, because it explains everything else on this page.

The obvious way to sell this is three boxes with three, five, and seven things in them, and to make the seven-item box the expensive one. That was the plan. Then the evidence came in.

Two categories have decent evidence behind them. Six were tested and failed. One is a safety problem. So a seven-item box could only be filled by reaching for the things that do not work — because those are precisely the products that are cheap, available, plentiful, and profitable. Mouth tape, chin straps, throat sprays and a humidifier would fill a box beautifully. Every one of them is on What works under a heading explaining why it is not sold here.

I am not going to sell you four things that work and three that don’t, and charge you more for the seven.

So the kit is small, and what you are paying for is the sorting — which of these applies to you — and the guide that does it. That is the part of this that took forty years, and it is the part no reseller can copy.

What is in the box

Snore Rescue — the kit

For: anyone who has completed the self-check and come back clear.

Snore Rescue — Partner

For: two people. The one who snores, and the one who has not slept properly in four years.

Everything above, plus the components for the other side of the bed, and a second short guide written to the partner rather than about them — how to raise it, what to listen for, and the one thing they might hear that means stop shopping and get an appointment.

No effectiveness claim is made for any partner-side item. That category has not been assessed in the evidence review, and this page will not imply otherwise.

The guide

Every kit contains a printed guide. It is not packaging filler. It tells you which of the two questions applies to you, what to try first, what to expect on night one versus night four, what “working” actually looks like, and — the part nobody else prints — when to stop and go see somebody.

Questions people ask before buying

“Will this stop my snoring?”
It may reduce it, and for some people it reduces it a great deal. It will not work for everyone. The two categories with the best evidence each work in a specific kind of snorer, and the guide’s first job is to work out whether you are that kind. If you are not, the honest answer is that this box is not going to be your answer, and the guide will say so rather than leaving you to wonder for seven nights.
“Why is the box so small?”
Because most of what is sold for snoring does not work, and I would rather hand you three things and an explanation than seven things and a shrug. See What works — the reasons are all printed.
“Is this a treatment for sleep apnea?”
No. Nothing in this box treats obstructive sleep apnea and nothing in it is intended to. If you have been diagnosed, keep doing what your clinician prescribed and talk to them before adding anything. If you have not been evaluated and the self-check flagged you, get evaluated — that is a better use of your money than this box.
“I already use CPAP. Is this for me?”
No, and please do not swap. Positive airway pressure treats a condition. These products address a noise. If your machine is uncomfortable or you are struggling with it, that is a conversation with your clinician, and it is a solvable one. Do not solve it with a kit from a website.
“Why should I trust your picks?”
Look at what is missing. Mouth tape sells, and it is not here. Chin straps sell, and they are not here. Throat sprays sell, and they are not here. Every one of them would have made the box look fuller and the margin look better. The reasons they are absent are printed on What works with the studies attached. Nobody paid for anything in this box and nobody paid to keep anything out of it.

Pick by your occasion

Same kit. Different first paragraph, because the night you are worried about is not the same night everybody else is worried about.

About

Snoreguru is written and curated by Michael S. Simmons, DMD, MScMed, MPH, MSc — a practicing dentist in Southern California who has spent forty years on sleep, breathing, and facial pain.

He is an ADA Specialist in Orofacial Pain, a Diplomate of the American Boards of Dental Sleep Medicine and Orofacial Pain — board certified in two specialties — and a Fellow of the American Academy of Orofacial Pain. He was the first dentist ever named a Fellow of the American Academy of Sleep Medicine, and served as that Academy's Public Education Ambassador. He has served on the Boards of Directors of the American Academy of Dental Sleep Medicine, the California Sleep Society, and the San Fernando Valley Dental Society, a component of the California Dental Association. He has published 48 papers, taught at UCLA for 31 years, and wrote the resolution that produced the American Dental Association's national policy on dentistry's role in sleep-related breathing disorders.

He takes no payment from any manufacturer whose product appears on this site. How that works, in full →